This is a Craigslist post that I found:
"Have the love of your life by your heart forever. I will shrink your pets head to the size of an amulet. You can then wear it on a chain or leather strip and have them by your heart forever. I can give you more details if you would like, just ask. Freeze the head for later or I can do it with a freshly removed head. Final results vary depending on size of pet as well as hair length. ALL this for a small fee of $100 or trades considered. "
A few questions come to my mind reading this:
-Who in their right mind would go out in public with a shrunken head around their neck?
-What is a leather strip?
-What do you trade with someone who shrinks pet heads for a living?
Shrunken heads are the creepiest things ever. The only time I've ever seen a shrunken head and not cringed is watching Beetlejuice or the Mario Bros movie.
Other funny Craigslist posts: Looking for a Beard Mentor, Zombie Hunting SWF seeking kick ass partner
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