Robbing with Roses?

Apparently the Troll in Central Park isn't the only one with a green thumb...this man is breaking hearts... and bank accounts:

"NEW YORK – New York City's bouquet bandit has a green thumb. Police said Tuesday that a man wanted for robbing a Manhattan bank while armed with a bouquet of flowers has struck before — using a potted plant.

On Monday, police released a security photo of a man holding fresh flowers that were neatly bundled in pink tissue paper and plastic. Hidden inside the arrangement was a note demanding $50 and $100 bills and a message for the teller, "Don't be a hero."

On July 10, police say the same man appeared at another Manhattan bank, holding a threatening note under a leafy plant and handing it to a teller. He reached over the counter grabbed the cash before he fled, leaving the plant behind.

He is still at large."

Um, did he have a gun? Why would they give him the money? This man is an idiot, but the people who let him go are just as faulty. You work at a bank. You should know how to deal with these situations. What is he going to do, throw pollen at you? Maybe there's a bee hidden in the flower that will sting you?
I wish my prom date would have done this with my parents... the after party would have been a lot more fun.

"Yeah, when pigs- holy shit, what is that?!"

This is a Russian company's newest advertising campaign....
They sent a donkey parasailing through the air, trembling! Not my idea of animal rights... definitely cruel. Afterwards they reported he was fine, though experiencing "Shell Shock".... umm, so you sent him in the air and THEN out to war?!! In the words of Bob Habeeb, what the hell is wrong with those Pinko Commies?!

I hope these people know they are making asses of themselves. Badum CH

Aliens Exist

This Bosnian man is holding up a meteor. However, in his opinion, this is NOT a meteor. It is a weapon used to attack him by extra-terrestrials.

Since 2007, Radivoje Lajic has had six meteors fall upon his roof. He has had to have a steel girder reinforced roof installed to protect him from what he believes are aliens attacking him.

In his own words,
"I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate. I have no doubt I am being targeted by aliens. They are playing games with me. I don't know why they are doing this. When it rains I can't sleep for worrying about another strike."

I hope the aliens didn't read this article, cause if they did, they're probably PISSED. Expect the next meteor when the bell tolls one!